Quantum Loop Lounge: Where Reality is Optional

Welcome to the Quantum Loop Lounge, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions. Please, do not attempt to make sense of anything here.

Don't worry, we have plenty of Reality Beverages to go around.

Quantum Loop Lounge Rules:

1. Reality is optional.

2. Time is a social construct.

3. Don't worry, it's all just a simulation.

Need help understanding the rules?

Visitors: 1,237,456 (give or take a few billion).

Bottles of Reality Beverages sold: 1,000,000 (give or take 500,000).

Average visitor sanity loss: 3.7 (give or take 0.2).