Time Traveling Tennis: A Guide

Rules of Engagement:

• Time travelers must wear a watch that is at least 4 inches thick, made of solid steel.
• Players must arrive at the tennis court exactly 5 minutes before their scheduled match time.
• Each player may bring one time-traveling companion, but only if they have been properly registered with the Pandemonium Time Traveler's Association.
• Any player caught using a time-traveling device that is not approved by the Pandemonium Time Traveler's Association will be ejected from the tournament immediately.
• The ball used in Time Traveling Tennis is a special, glowing orb that has been imbued with chrono-energy.

Penalties:

• First time-traveling infraction: Warning and a stern lecture from the referee.
• Second time-traveling infraction: Loss of 1 minute of temporal progress in the match.
• Third time-traveling infraction: Ejection from the tournament.

Don't have time to waste, players! Get ready to serve up some chrono-sport!