Warning: Temporal Dissonance Imminent

Due to a recent temporal anomaly, the fabric of reality has become slightly... unraveled. Please find the correct chronal alignment below:

• Synchronize Your Watch with the Cosmic Clock
• Resolving Rifts and Causality Loops
• Tuning Your Time Stream for Maximum Efficiency
• Seek Help from Our Team of Expert Chrono-Therapists

Current Chrono-Status: CRITICAL

Time Remaining: 3.14 hours, 41.12 minutes, and 12.5 seconds

Recommendation: Get a Chrono-Message from Your Loved Ones