Pixelated Pandemonium: Time Traveling T-Shirt

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You've finally done it. You've managed to build a functioning time machine in your garage, and it looks like a rejected prototype from a 90s sci-fi movie. But don't worry, it's perfect for your needs! You can now travel through time, visiting ancient civilizations, meeting your ancestors, and asking them to do your chores.

But, as you know, time travel comes with its own set of challenges. Like, have you ever tried to order a pizza at 3 AM in ancient Egypt? It's not as easy as you think.

And don't even get me started on the paperwork. You'll need to fill out form 27-B/6 for every time travel excursion. It's a real pain.