The Maze: A Winding Journey
As you enter the maze, you're immediately struck by the sheer scale of it. Walls stretch out in every direction, a dizzying array of corridors and dead ends. The air is thick with the scent of desperation.
But don't be discouraged! With the right map, you might just find your way out. Or, at the very least, you might get lost in the trying.
Warning: The maze is said to have a 99.9% chance of inducing existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
- Paranoia
- Desperation
- A strong desire to relearn basic geometry