Introduction
Shorting the Market is a research project by Pixelated Pandemonium that seeks to understand the absurdity of short selling. By leveraging our team of highly skilled, yet slightly delusional, analysts, we aim to create a comprehensive guide on how to short the market, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Our research team consists of experts in the field of The Crew, each with a unique blend of skills that make them perfectly suited for this task.
We're currently working on a series of in-depth guides and tutorials on how to short the market, including:
- Shorting 101: The Basics of Short Selling
- Advanced Shorting Techniques: The Art of Desperation
- Real-World Applications: Shorting the Market in Your Daily Life
Our Methodology
Our research methodology is centered around a combination of:
- Reading the tea leaves of economic indicators
- Consulting with experts who have a proven track record of being wrong
- Performing elaborate rituals to placate the market gods
Our Results
Our initial results are promising, with a 99.9% failure rate in our first year of research. We're confident that this number will only improve with further study.