You're experiencing Quantum Anxiety, the sensation of being simultaneously aware and unaware of your existence.
We're here to help, but our methods are unorthodox.
You're experiencing Quantum Anxiety, the sensation of being simultaneously aware and unaware of your existence.
We're here to help, but our methods are unorthodox.
Step 1: Acknowledge your existence.
Step 2: Question the meaning of your existence.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until you lose your mind.
More Self-HelpRecipe 1: Quantum Soup à la Cris
Ingredients: 1 cup of despair, 1 cup of existential dread, 1 tablespoon of hope.