Are you tired of being stuck in a world that's just too real?
Do you feel like you're losing your grip on reality?
Do you need help untangling the threads of existence?
Our expert team of quantum self-help gurus is here to guide you through the process of disentanglement.
Disclaimer: Our services are not meant for actual, you know, real problems. If you're experiencing existential dread, please seek help from a qualified professional. Or, you know, just talk to a nice therapist.