Anomaly Gamma-1: The Quantum Crisis Unravels
The latest anomaly, Gamma-1, has caused widespread disruptions in the fabric of space-time, resulting in spontaneous appearances of pixelated cats, inverse gravity fields, and unexplained outbreaks of disco dancing in the streets.
We're working around the clock to resolve the anomaly, but in the meantime, you can simulate the crisis in our simulator to see how it would affect your neighborhood.
Stay safe, and remember: in a world where the laws of physics are optional, the only constant is chaos.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can enter the Reality Distortion Tunnel and see where it takes you.