Warning: The Quantum Crisis Management department is experiencing an unexpected reality distortion event. Please stand by while we attempt to recalibrate the space-time continuum.
Current Crisis Level: CRISIS MODE
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Quantum Leakage Procedure is now online. Please proceed with caution.
A special message from the Quantum Crisis Management director:
We apologize for the inconvenience, but we're trying our best. Don't worry, the end of reality as you know it is not yet nigh.
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Disclaimer: Reality distortion technology is experimental and may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, or spontaneous combustion of nearby objects' owners.