Welcome to the Quantum Quarrel Psychohistorians, where the past is not just a boring series of events, but a never-ending quarrel between competing timelines.
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Did you know that the Great Pyramid of Giza was actually a giant disco party in a previous timeline?
Read more about it in our latest article: Disco Great Pyramid
This day's quarrel is about whether pineapple pizza is an abomination to the gods or a culinary masterpiece.
Join the discussion: Pineapple Pizza Paradox