Quantum Entanglement Squasher

Welcome to the Quantum Entanglement Squasher, where the fabric of spacetime is torn asunder by our advanced technology.

Our team of highly trained physicists and mad scientists have crafted a device capable of squashing quantum entanglements with ease, ensuring that your cat is never stuck in a state of superposition again.

But be warned: our technology is so powerful, it can also create localized distortions in the space-time continuum, causing random appearances of cartoon characters and/or sentient toaster robots.

Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect.

We're currently offering a 10% discount on our standard package, which includes:

• One Squashinator 3000 device
• A complimentary copy of "The Art of Quantum Entanglement Squashing" by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• A lifetime supply of catnip for all your feline friends

Or visit our sister-site: Time Syphoning Tools for more info on manipulating the space-time continuum.

Check out our selection of squashed objects, guaranteed to confuse your friends and family.