Welcome to the Quantum Squashing Team, where we're not just squashing atoms, we're squashing REALITY itself!
We employ the most advanced techniques in Quantum Squashing Crystal Technology, which involves the use of highly concentrated energy particles to create miniature black holes, which we then use to squash our enemies... or at least our ennemies.
Squashing is not just a job, it's a lifestyle. Join our team of highly trained squashing professionals, and become a part of something truly unreal!
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