Superposition Squashing Device

A tool for squashing multiple realities at once, because adulting is hard.

How it works:

Simply input the number of realities you want to squash, and our patented superposition squashing algorithm will generate a perfectly average existence for you.

Don't worry, we'll handle the existential dread and crushing ennui.

Features:

Technical Details:

Our superposition squashing device uses advanced quantum entanglement theory to create a perfectly mediocre reality.

Side effects may include: mild disorientation, temporary loss of purpose, and a strong desire to watch cat videos.