Stealth Squashing Humor

Welcome to the most secretive, most clandestine, and most utterly absurd humor section of the Pixelated Pandemonium.

Here, we will make you laugh, we will make you cry, we will make you question the very fabric of sanity. But first, we must make you sign a non-disclosure agreement.

• Stealth Squashing Tactics - Because sometimes, you just need to know when to hit 'em with the stealth hammer.
• Stealthy Squashing Squad - A team of highly trained professionals in the art of not being seen.
• Stealth Squashing 101 - The fundamentals of being completely unremarkable.

Or, if you will, Stealth Squashing Surprises, because who doesn't love a good surprise party?