By using Pixelated Pandemonium, you agree to our absurd and completely-not-real terms of service. If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're already too far gone.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Pixelated Pandemonium, Inc. is not responsible for any damage caused by our pixelated antics. In fact, we're not responsible for anything.
Use of this website is subject to the laws of the land, but only if we feel like it.
We reserve the right to change our minds, our policies, and our font sizes at any time.
Don't bother sending us an email, we'll probably just ignore you.
Or maybe we'll send you a bill.