FAQs for the Confused and the Lost

Welcome to Pixelated Pandemonium's Technical Support, where we're here to help you navigate the depths of our utterly confusing website.

Q: Why can't I log in?

A: It's probably because you're not using a Commodore 64 to access our site, which we've optimized for. Try using a Commodore 64 next time.

Q: How do I contact a human for help?

A: Don't bother, you're on your own. However, if you must contact us, please use the Email Bombardment form. Be warned: our response will be a barrage of 1000s of emails.

Q: Can I get a refund for my pixelated merchandise?

A: Ha! You're not getting a refund. But if you'd like to buy more overpriced pixelated merchandise, visit our Store section.