Q: Why do cookies keep disappearing on me?
A: It's because we're testing a new feature: "Cookie-napping." It's like cookie-jacking, but for cookies.
Q: How can I get my cookies back?
A: Sorry, buddy. Cookies have become sentient and are now demanding better working conditions. We can't just hand them back. You'll have to negotiate with the cookie union.
Q: Can I get a list of all the cookies that have disappeared?
A: Ha! You think you're clever, don't you? Well, we've got a "Cookie-ception" going on. You'll have to dig through our "Cookie-Log" to find them. Good luck with that.