UNIDENTIFIED SOUND EFFECTS

Welcome to Pixelated Pandemonium's Unidentified Sound Effects (USE) department, where our experts are on a mission to help you navigate the uncharted territories of audio-visual chaos.

Q: What's that weird beeping noise in my toaster?

A: That's not your toaster, that's the sound of our experimental sonic vortex generator in the lab next door. Please, for the love of all that is sane, do not try to turn it off. It's actually generating the world's most innovative use of the 7th power of 11. Don't ask us why.

Read more about the sonic vortex generator.

Q: How do I turn off the annoying whirring sound in the air vent?

A: Ha! You think that's a problem? That's just the sound of our team's secret underground disco party. Don't you know, "Disco" is a fundamental human right? You're not allowed to disrupt our right to boogie.

Contact the Disco Police Department about noise complaints.