What is a Poltergeist, you ask?
A poltergeist is a type of mischievous spirit that haunts your toaster.
Q: How do I get rid of a poltergeist?
A: Call a Poltergeist Removal Specialist. They'll sort you out.
Why do poltergeists only haunt appliances?
Because they're bored, okay?
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