A: Because, quite frankly, it's a feature. A delightful side effect of our toaster's unique blend of 8-bit logic and unbridled chaos.
For more information on how to disable this 'feature', please visit our Disable Disco Mode page.
A: Ah, it's a bit of a paradox. Our research team is still trying to figure it out. In the meantime, enjoy the free pizza.
For more information on our research team's findings, visit our Unanswered Questions page.