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Manager Mike's Technical Support

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Today's Featured Issue: "The Mouse is Stuck in My Computer"

Dear valued customer, it appears that your mouse has become sentient and is refusing to leave the premises. We are currently working on a solution that involves calling a priest and performing an exorcism. Please stand by.

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Manager Mike's Tips and Tricks

  • To avoid mouse possession, never click on suspicious .exe files
  • If your mouse starts typing out "Help me!" in Microsoft Word, do not attempt to intervene
  • Never leave your computer unattended in a room with a high humidity level, as this can cause your mouse to become sentient and start playing pranks on you
Read more of Manager Mike's tips and tricks