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Manager Mike's Technical Support

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Today's Featured Issue: "The Mouse is Stuck in My Computer"

Dear valued customer, it appears that your mouse has become sentient and is refusing to leave the premises. We are currently working on a solution that involves calling a priest and performing an exorcism. Please stand by.

Learn more about our Mouse Exorcism services

Manager Mike's Tips and Tricks

  • To avoid mouse possession, never click on suspicious .exe files
  • If your mouse starts typing out "Help me!" in Microsoft Word, do not attempt to intervene
  • Never leave your computer unattended in a room with a high humidity level, as this can cause your mouse to become sentient and start playing pranks on you
Read more of Manager Mike's tips and tricks

Contact us for more help, or just to chat about your feelings. We're here to listen.

Or, you know, we can just send the Mouse Exorcist over to sort things out

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