Random Guesses

Here at Pixelated Pandemonium, our technical support team is comprised of experts in the field of random guessing. That's right. We're not really sure how it works, but we're pretty sure it'll fix the problem 50% of the time.

Below are some of our most random and untested guesses:

Random Guess 1

Try turning it off and on again. No, really, just flip the switch.

Sub Guess 1

Random Guess 2

Maybe it's just a little stuck. Tap it with a hammer. Repeatedly.

Sub Guess 2

Random Guess 3

Is it plugged in? No? Then it's not working because it's not plugged in. That's just basic physics.

Sub Guess 3
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