For the love of all things sane, try unplugging your toaster.
Or maybe it's just a matter of recharging your cat.
Has anyone considered calling a team of highly trained, yet utterly useless, specialists to sort this mess out?
Why settle for boring, conventional solutions when you can try:
In other news, the cafeteria is serving a new flavor of "Mystery Meat" today. Please report any side effects to the authorities.
Also, please note that the air quality index has been raised to "Moderately Unhealthy" due to the presence of "Unseen Entities" in the ventilation system.