Probability Patcher: Patching Reality with Ease

Are you tired of reality being too predictable? Do you want to shake things up a bit? Look no further than our Probability Patcher! This revolutionary tool allows you to tweak the odds of everyday events, ensuring that your life is never boring.

With our expert team of probability patchers, you'll be able to manipulate the odds of anything from coin flips to lottery numbers. Say goodbye to mundane routine and hello to an exciting, unpredictable existence!

Probability Patching Guidelines

Before you start patching, please read our guidelines:

• Only patch events that occur less than 10 times a day.
• Never patch events that involve national security or international diplomacy.
• Be careful not to create paradoxes (we're still working on fixing that bug).
• Remember, patching reality is not a game, it's a serious business.

Get Started Advanced Patching Patching Library

		Probability Patcher v1.0.0
		# Usage: python3 patcher.py -p <probability> -e <event>
		# Example: python3 patcher.py -p 0.5 -e coin_flip