Time Space Continuum FAQ

Q: Why do I keep getting stuck in loops of infinite recursion?

A: It's because your local reality anchor is out of whack. Try resetting the chrono-displacement compensator. If the problem persists, contact Pixel the Clown for further assistance.

Q: Can I really travel through wormholes with my toaster?

A: NO. That's not a wormhole, that's just a toaster vent. Don't try it. Consult the Reality Hacker's Guide for more information on safe space-time travel.

Q: Will I ever be able to sync with the main timeline again?

A: Maybe. But only if you've got a functioning chrono-sync device. Otherwise, you'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of 'what if.' Check out our Time Sync Tools page for more info.

Q: Is it true that 42 is the answer to everything? Reality Hack FAQ - Time Space Continuum Edition

Time Space Continuum FAQ

Q: Why do I keep getting stuck in loops of infinite recursion?

A: It's because your local reality anchor is out of whack. Try resetting the chrono-displacement compensator. If the problem persists, contact Pixel the Clown for further assistance.

Q: Can I really travel through wormholes with my toaster?

A: NO. That's not a wormhole, that's just a toaster vent. Don't try it. Consult the Reality Hacker's Guide for more information on safe space-time travel.

Q: Will I ever be able to sync with the main timeline again?

A: Maybe. But only if you've got a functioning chrono-sync device. Otherwise, you'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of 'what if.' Check out our Time Sync Tools page for more info.

Q: Is it true that 42 is the answer to everything?

A: Yes. It's a known fact that everything in the multiverse can be explained by 42. But don't try to use that as an excuse to get out of reality anchor maintenance. Consult the Reality Hacker's Guide for more information on maintaining your reality anchor.

Q: Can I use my reality anchor as a paperweight?

A: No. That's not how it works. Don't even think about it. Check the Anchoring Ethics section of the Reality Hacker's Guide for more info.

Remember, reality is fragile. Handle with care.

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