Summary
The customer reports that their mouse is staring at them. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: feeling of intense, unblinking gaze; spontaneous shuddering; and an overwhelming sense of existential dread.
Possible Causes
- Mouse may be possessed by malevolent spirit.
- Mouse may be experiencing existential crisis, seeking connection to user.
- User may be experiencing Stockholm syndrome.
Recommended Actions
- Attempt to rewire mouse with soothing, ambient music.
- Engage in intense staring match with mouse to determine dominance.
- Perform an exorcism on mouse, if necessary.