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Technical Support HelpDesk

We cannot, in fact, guarantee the extinction of any technical issues, but we can try. Please provide a detailed description of your problem, and we'll do our best to pretend to be helpful.

However, if you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, please be advised:

• Your cat is stuck in your keyboard
• Your browser is experiencing an existential crisis
• You've forgotten your password (again)

For these and other completely reasonable concerns, our expert staff of highly trained, highly caffeinated technicians will be happy to... um, look at your problem.

Or, if you're feeling generous, you can also:

• Click the "Donate" button above
• Sacrifice a small animal to the Pixelated Pandemonium God of Chaos