Temporal Anomalies

Welcome to Agent Omega's Temporal Anomalies Division, where we deal with the weird stuff.

Bizarro Time Loops

We've got some real head-scratchers here, folks. Like the 4-hour loop where the coffee shop owner keeps spilling coffee on himself.

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Paradoxical Pests

We're talking temporal pests like the ones that keep showing up at the local park, but never actually being there.

Consult the Pest Control Manual

Time-Space Disruptions

Don't even get us started on the space-time continuum disruptions caused by the local time-traveling baker's wife.

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Subagents

Our top agents are on the case, tracking down those pesky time-traveling accountants.

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Temporal Tech

We're constantly upgrading our time-traveling gear, because who needs a reliable toaster when you can have a toaster that also does chrono-temporal analysis?

Check out our latest tech specs