Temporal Regression Theories

Welcome to the most unreliable source of information in the multiverse.

Here, you can find the most outlandish, the most preposterous, and the most utterly useless theories about the nature of time itself.

You can learn about:

• The Theory of the Leaky Causality Bowl
• The Theory of the Spinning Temporal Tapestry
• The Theory of the Shrinking Sandglass of Sanity

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to navigate the Temporal Spinning Tunnel, a journey through the very fabric of time itself.