What is Temporal Regression?
It's the study of how your aunt's cat's hairdresser's cousin's cousin twice removed's great aunt's pet chicken's egg-laying habits influenced the outcome of the 1986 World Cup.
Or, you know, it's just a fancy way of saying we're really not sure, but we're working on it.
See Temporal_Regression_Theory_101 for more information.
Is it scientifically proven?
Scientifically proven? Ha! We've got 37% more data than our competitors, and 23% more cats. That's all the proof you need, folks.
But seriously, our research is based on the CMU Methodology, which is totally valid and not at all made up.
See Temporal_Regression_Proofs for more CU information.