Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for anything

We, the proprietors of Pixelated Pandemonium, are not liable for any damage or destruction caused by our Temporal Regression Theories. In fact, we're pretty sure we didn't even do that. Learn more about our liability-free zone!

However, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you might want to check out our Binary Blasters, our range of experimental time-traveling gadgets with a 99.9% chance of causing paradoxes.

Don't say we didn't warn you...