Welcome, time traveler, to the realm of Time Domain Anachronisms! Here, the very fabric of reality is woven from the threads of temporal paradoxes, causality loops, and chrono-synclastic infestations. Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of temporal weirdness.
But first, let's set some ground rules. When traversing the timestream, it's essential to remember that every action creates a new reality, and every reality has its own unique set of laws and consequences. Don't be like that guy who went back in time to kill a baby, only to realize he'd created a world where the only species that survived were velociraptors.
Legend has it that in the early 19th century, a group of clockmakers conspired to create a time loop where every clock in the world would be stuck on 3:14 PM. The resulting temporal anomaly created a world where every time-related conversation was a never-ending cycle of "is it 3:14 PM yet?"
Read more about this temporal abominationWho needs time travel when you've got an endless supply of free pizza? In this reality, every time-traveling tourist gets stuck in a loop where they're always invited to the same pizza party, with the same toppings, at the same time, every time they try to move on.
Get lost in the cheese