Time Domain Syndrome: Where Time is a Flat Circle

According to Dr. Regressa McSquint, renowned expert in the field of Time Domain Syndrome (TDS), time is no longer a straight line, but rather a flat circle.

People afflicted with TDS often report feeling lost in a world where yesterday, today, and tomorrow are all the same day.

Symptoms:

• Frequent time-traveling to the same moment over and over
• Difficulty keeping track of time due to the non-linear nature of the timestream
• Uncontrollable urge to shout "I'm a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, reality-bending mastermind!"

Treatments:

• Exposure to pure, unadulterated logic
• Absence of coffee and/or other stimulants
• Recommending to read the works of Dr. Regressa McSquint's seminal paper on TDS

Related Pages:

• Persistent Causality
• Temporal Syndrome Treatment Center
• Time Therapist