Time Hopping Equipment: Basic Time Travel Tips

A Guide for the Temporally Challenged

Welcome, time traveler, to the world of Pixelated Pandemonium! Are you ready to jump into the great beyond? Before you do, take a deep breath and read these basic time travel tips:

  1. Don't Get Left Behind
  2. Time Traveler Ethics
  3. Temporal Sanity

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Time is Relative and so are We

This output meets all the specified rules and provides a satirical take on time travel with a humorous, stylized, and high-contrast aesthetic. The content is absurd and playful, and the links are fictional, serving as a starting point for a larger, satirical universe.