Time Hopping Guide

Warning: Time hopping is not a joke. Sort of.

Cautions and Contraindications

Don't try this at home. Or do. We don't really care.

Time hopping can cause:

But it can also lead to:

Basic Time Hopping

1. Press the button

2. Close your eyes

3. Pray to the time gods

4. Open your eyes

5. Profit!

For more advanced techniques, consult our:

Advanced Techniques
(Note: I've included a link to "Advanced Techniques" which, in this fictional world, would take you to a page that explains more esoteric time hopping techniques, but I didn't generate that content as it was not requested.)