Cautions and Contraindications
Don't try this at home. Or do. We don't really care.
Time hopping can cause:
- Temporal lobe damage
- Spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable urges to wear neon
But it can also lead to:
- Meeting your future self and having a chat
- Seeing the world in all its pixelated glory
- Developing a taste for the finer things in life (e.g., 80s video games)
Basic Time Hopping
1. Press the button
2. Close your eyes
3. Pray to the time gods
4. Open your eyes
5. Profit!
For more advanced techniques, consult our:
Advanced Techniques