Welcome to the Time Slippers Cafe, where time travelers come to slip on a good cup of coffee and a side of existential dread.
Don't forget to try our limited-time offer: the Time Slippers Special! It's a bold, adventurous blend of coffee and temporal anxiety. (Not really, but we'll give you a discount)
We are proud to partner with the Chrono-Coffee Co. to bring you the most temporally-aware coffee in the multiverse.