A Comprehensive Guide for the Chronally Inept
By: The Pixelated Pandemonium Institute
Time Traveler's Guide for the advanced.
Use our patented Disrupt-o-Matic 3000 device to send the Prophet back in time... with a minor side effect of causing a localized temporal singularity that will reset all clocks within a 5-mile radius.
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Befuddle the Prophet with a series of ridiculous and confusing demands, making it impossible for them to predict their own actions.
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