Preventing Prophets: A Guide

A Comprehensive Guide for the Chronally Inept

By: The Pixelated Pandemonium Institute

Time Traveler's Guide for the advanced.

Method 1: Disrupting the Timestream

Use our patented Disrupt-o-Matic 3000 device to send the Prophet back in time... with a minor side effect of causing a localized temporal singularity that will reset all clocks within a 5-mile radius.

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Method 2: The Art of Misdirection

Befuddle the Prophet with a series of ridiculous and confusing demands, making it impossible for them to predict their own actions.

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