Welcome, temporal tourists! Pixelated Pandemonium's Time-Hopping Guide respects your right to remain hidden from the timeline. Our servers are hosted on a remote, undisclosed planet, and all data is encrypted with the strongest known crypto-magic.
We will never share your time-traveling itinerary with our agents in the Clockwork Convention or the Timekeepers' Guild. However, we do reserve the right to use your browsing history to recommend the most likely destinations for your next temporal visit.
By accessing this website, you agree to our Terms of Service and our Disclaimer. Don't worry, we won't make you sign in blood or anything, but we do expect you to have a good sense of humor about temporal shenanigans.
Time-Hopping Guide is a registered time-traveling entity with the Temporal Regulatory Agency (TRA). Registration number: 1234567890.
We're not responsible for any Time Paradoxes caused by misuse of our guide. Use at your own risk!
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