Quantum entanglement panic is a condition where you start to suspect that your socks have developed a consciousness and are trying to escape through the laundry.
Common symptoms include:
- Your socks keep disappearing during wash cycles
- They start to communicate with you through a combination of Morse code and knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock
- You find yourself questioning the fundamental nature of reality
Causes:
It's not clear, but it's probably the socks.
Remedies:
- Check the socks' union contract
- Consult a local expert in sock-ology
- Perform an exorcism on your washing machine
Learn more about the Time Slip Theory which may help explain this phenomenon