It's not just about the wrist action, folks! Learn the ancient art of time hopping with the trusty spinning top.
Step 1: Choose your top wisely. Not just any top will do. You'll need one that can withstand the rigors of time travel.
Step 2: Spin the top until it's a blur. The faster, the better! You want to be a blur in time.
Step 3: Visualize your desired temporal destination. It's all about intention, people!
Step 4: Abruptly stop spinning. The shockwave of sudden motionlessness will displace you in time.
That's right, folks! With these simple steps, you too can be a master of the spinning top time hop. Try it, and you'll be saying goodbye to boring, linear timelines in no time!
Read on for Rule 3 - Displacement via Timey McTimeface