Time Hopping Guide: Safety Precautions - Trouble Troubleshooting

Warning: Time Hopping is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Pre-emptive apologies, but our lawyers made us add this section.

• Don't touch the controls while the Time Discombobulation is active.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to communicate with your past or future self.
• Keep all loose items, including but not limited to: pets, snacks, and loved ones, at arm's length from the Temporal Displacement Generator.

Further reading:

• Trouble Trouble Troubles - Advanced Time Hopping Techniques