Temporal Loop Safety Guidelines

For Those Brave Time Travelers

Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your health. Please read these guidelines carefully to avoid paradoxes, timeline disruptions, and spontaneous combustion.

Pre-Travel Prep

• 1. Tune up your time machine before embarking on your journey.
• 2. Get insurance coverage for paradox-related injuries.
• 3. Familiarize yourself with local time-space navigation tools.

In-Travel Safety

• 1. Avoid temporal duplicates.
• 2. Don't interact with local authorities.
• 3. Keep your wits about you: Mental health matters.

Post-Travel Recovery

After returning from your time-hopping adventure, be sure to:

• 1. Perform temporal sanitation procedures to remove any acquired temporal residue.
• 2. Reintegrate into modern society.