Time Hopping Guide

Temporal Paradox Pitfalls

Welcome, temporal tourists! Are you ready to explore the infinite possibilities of time hopping? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the messy world of temporal paradoxes. Don't worry, we'll get lost in the timestream, but you'll love it.

Here are a few things to keep in mind:

• The Bootstrap Paradox - Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. We promise.
• The Predestination Squeeze - It's like trying to squeeze into a time-traveling onesie, but with more anxiety.
• The Grandfather Clauses - It's not as boring as it sounds, we swear.

The Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox: When a time hoppin' paradox that creates a paradox about paradoxes, creating a paradox that's actually not a paradox at all.

The Predestination Squeeze

The Predestination Squeeze: When time hopping gets so intense, you'll be begging for a time-traveling chiropractor.

The Grandfather Clauses

The Grandfather Clauses: Because sometimes, your grandpa's actions are the real reason for all your time-traveling troubles.