Time Dilation Theories

According to our research, time dilation occurs when a temporal paradox is created by eating a bowl of spaghetti while simultaneously watching cat videos.

Quantum Fluctuation Theory 1.0

It is theorized that the act of eating spaghetti creates a localized distortion in the space-time continuum, causing a 4.2% increase in temporal velocity.

Further research is needed to confirm, but our team has already spent 4 hours eating spaghetti and watching cat videos, and we're feeling the effects.

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Gravitational Wave Theory 2.0

Our team has discovered a correlation between the gravitational waves emitted by a cat's hairball and the dilation of time itself.

We're working on harnessing the power of cat hair to create a temporal displacement device.

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