According to our research, time dilation occurs when a temporal paradox is created by eating a bowl of spaghetti while simultaneously watching cat videos.
It is theorized that the act of eating spaghetti creates a localized distortion in the space-time continuum, causing a 4.2% increase in temporal velocity.
Further research is needed to confirm, but our team has already spent 4 hours eating spaghetti and watching cat videos, and we're feeling the effects.
Learn more about Quantum Fluctuation TechnologyOur team has discovered a correlation between the gravitational waves emitted by a cat's hairball and the dilation of time itself.
We're working on harnessing the power of cat hair to create a temporal displacement device.
Learn more about Gravitational Waves