Warning: Temporal Anomalies can be hazardous to your health, but they're also super cool. Like, who needs a functioning time-traveling brain when you can just wing it and see what happens?
Types of Temporal Anomalies:
- The Quantum Paradox - Time travel, but also time travel.
- Time Loop Syndrome - Repeat, repeat, repeat.
- Chrono Dissonance - Time is relative, but your ears are really bothered by it.
- Time Space Conundrum - Because time and space are, like, totally connected, man.
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We won't judge.