Welcome, young adventurers, to the most esteemed institution of time hopping: The Granny Claw. Our esteemed leader, Granny Agnes, has compiled this comprehensive guide to navigating the intricacies of temporal mechanics.
Learn the basics of time hopping theory and discover the secrets of manipulating the space-time continuum.
But be warned: time hopping is a delicate art, and the consequences of failure can be... unpleasant. Don't say we didn't warn you.
For those who dare to take the leap, we offer:
Time Hopping Safety GuidelinesRemember, time hopping is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. So, buckle up, Buttercups!
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any temporal paradoxes caused by reckless use of The Granny Claw.