The Predestination Squeeze Roulette: A Time Hopping Guide

Warning: Time hopping can be hazardous to your health. Please do not attempt to navigate this guide without proper training.

Or, you know, if you're feeling reckless, just wing it. We won't judge you. Much.

Time Hopping 101

  1. Step 1: Find a time portal. They're usually hidden in plain sight, but with a healthy dose of paranoia.
  2. Step 2: Put on your best "I'm a time traveler" face. You know, the one with the fedora and the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
  3. Step 3: Hop to it! (Dramatic music plays)
  4. Step 4: Repeat as necessary. Or until you lose your mind.