Time Hopping Handbook

Chapter 1: Preparing for Time Hopping

Before you can start time hopping, you must first prepare yourself for the rigors of time travel. This includes:

Creating a Pre-Trip Checklist
Acquiring a Time-Space Suit
Purchasing Temporal Insurance

Once you have prepared, you can start time hopping!

But be warned: time hopping is not for the faint of heart. It requires a great deal of courage, a strong stomach, and a willingness to face the unknown.

So, are you ready to take the leap?

Get Ready to Jump!

Or, if you're not ready, you can always stick to our sister site: Time Hopping for Cowards

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