Time Traveler's Checklist
Before you start jumping through time, make sure you've got these essentials:
- Time-Proof Socks (you don't want to get caught in the past with stink feet)
- A Chrono-compass (trust us, it's a real thing)
- A good understanding of paradox theory (you don't want to be the one who accidentally gives birth to a dinosaur)
Time Traveler's Safety Tips
Don't forget:
- Leave a note for your future self
- Avoid the '90s, they're a mess
- Don't try to eat the food in the past, it's not like it's going to be good for you